Smoking alligator skin?

so yeah there is this girl and she is totally like





the picky type





she only likes people with deep voices and I've noticed that my voice deepened a bit with my excessive smoking





now she has suggested that I smoke alligator skin to deepen it to the extreme she would like





I dont know it seems crazy and maybe dangerous





but do u think





is it crazy enough to work?

Smoking alligator skin?
I just couldn't stop laughing at Genas answer!!!!!!!





Yeah it should work damnit... screw the risks, don't be a pus.sy, isn't that girl like worth being torn and ripped apart alive by a smoking angry alligator??





Isn't she?


huh


ISN'T she???
Reply:Oh yeah I totally agree with that, smoking alligator skin is great and will deepen your voice like 24 octaves at the very LEAST. You should also try smoking bear testes, it will grow more hair on your chest.
Reply:SMOKE WHAT ?????? I don't think so....besides it would be hard to keep lit....and the alligator might get a bit pissed !